Scorcher

A heat advisory just came across the weather band. The heat index
right now is 105 degrees! It's so hot that if we don't wear shoes, our
feet get burned on the deck!

Maybe we should get an egg so we can brag, "it was so hot you could
fry an egg on the bow!"

We've seen a bunch of dead fish floating in Pickwick Lake - could that
be from the heat?

I was going to insert a Home Movies quote here about being hot, but I
couldn't find it. Just watch an episode from season 3 called "Bad
Influences" and you'll see what I mean. It's probably on AdultSwim.com
or even youtube. Hilarious stuff!

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